Hotel/Motel Scam (This one is so simple it is shocking)
This is kind of scary if only because of how simple it is.
I'll bet this works all too often.
You arrive at your hotel and check in at the front desk. When
Checking in, you give the front desk your credit card (for all the
Charges for your room). You get to your room and settle in.
Someone calls the front desk and asked for (example) Room 620
(which happens to be your room). Your phone rings in your room.
You answer and the person on the other end says the following,
'This is the front desk. When checking in, we came cross a problem
with your charge card information. Please re-read me your credit
card number and verify the last 3 digits numbers at the reverse side
of your charge card.'
Not thinking anything you might give this person your information,
since the call seems to come from the front desk. But actually, it
is a scam of someone calling from outside the hotel/front desk.
They ask for a random room number. Then, ask you for credit card
information and address information. Sounds so professional that
you do think you are talking to the front desk.
If you ever encounter this problem on your vacation, tell the caller
that you will be down at the front desk to clear up any problems.
Then, go to the front desk and ask if there was a problem. If there
was none, inform the manager of the hotel that someone called to scam
you of your credit card information acting like a front desk employee.
This was sent by someone who has been duped, and is still
clearing up the mess.
Please everyone, help spread the word by forwarding this e-mail
to everyone you know. Who knows, you might just help someone avoid
A nasty experience.
Anyone travelling should be aware of this one! Don't tell them anything,
just say, I'll be right down to the desk to clear it up.
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Tuesday, August 16, 2011
Tuesday, August 9, 2011
FLOUR...useful tip - email sharing
主題： FLOUR...useful tip
不知是真是假 ..........記住也無妨!
Once again it is worth a try.
值得一试
Once I was cooking some corn and stuck my fork in the boiling
water to see if the corn was ready. I missed and my hand went
into the boiling water....
在一次煮玉米粥时，我用叉子在沸腾的粥里翻搅，想看看粥好了没有。
我错手没拿到叉子，而把手碰进了沸水里面！痛得我尖叫起来！
A friend of mine, who was a Vietnam vet, came into the house, just
as I was screaming, and asked me if I had some plain old flour...I
pulled out a bag and he stuck my hand in it. He said to keep my hand
in the flour for 10 mins. which I did. He said that in Vietnam , this guy
was on fire and in their panic, they threw a bag of flour all over him to
put the fire out...well, it not only put the fire out, but he never even had
a blister!!!!
一位越南朋友,他是位兽医，恰巧来到我家，我正在尖叫！他即刻问我有没有面粉。我拿出一袋面粉，他叫我把手伸进去，并且放在面粉里10分钟，我照做了。他说，在越南曾有一个家伙身上着火了，众人在惊慌中把一袋子的面粉撒在他的身上灭火。但令人惊讶的是，它不仅灭了火，被燒那家伙的身上竞没有水泡！！！
So, I put my hand in the bag of flour for 10 mins, and then pulled it out and had not even a red mark or a blister and absolutley NO
PAIN.
Now, I keep a bag of flour in the fridge and every time I burn myself,
I use the flour and never ONCE have I ever had a red spot, a burn or a blister!
*cold flour feels even better than room temperature flour.
我把手放在面粉里10分钟后拿出来，手上确実没有灼伤的红印或者水泡，完全没有受伤！
现在，我总会在冰箱放一袋子面粉，每次不小心灼伤自己，我就用面粉敷，没有一次是有红印或水泡的。
*注意：冷面粉比常温面粉效果更佳！
Miracle, if you ask me. Keep a bag of white flour in your fridge and you will be happy you did. I even burnt my tongue and put the flour on it for about 10 mins, and the pain was gone and no burn. Try it!
Don't run your burn area under Cold water first, just put it right into the flour for 10 mins and experience a miracle!
奇迹！如果你问我的话。放一袋白面粉在冰箱是不会錯的。我甚至在烫到舌头的时候，把面粉敷在上面10分钟，伤去无痕！试一试吧！
不要把你烫伤的地方马上放在冷水下冲洗，而要放在面粉里10分钟，你会发现奇迹的！
不知是真是假 ..........記住也無妨!
Once again it is worth a try.
值得一试
Once I was cooking some corn and stuck my fork in the boiling
water to see if the corn was ready. I missed and my hand went
into the boiling water....
在一次煮玉米粥时，我用叉子在沸腾的粥里翻搅，想看看粥好了没有。
我错手没拿到叉子，而把手碰进了沸水里面！痛得我尖叫起来！
A friend of mine, who was a Vietnam vet, came into the house, just
as I was screaming, and asked me if I had some plain old flour...I
pulled out a bag and he stuck my hand in it. He said to keep my hand
in the flour for 10 mins. which I did. He said that in Vietnam , this guy
was on fire and in their panic, they threw a bag of flour all over him to
put the fire out...well, it not only put the fire out, but he never even had
a blister!!!!
一位越南朋友,他是位兽医，恰巧来到我家，我正在尖叫！他即刻问我有没有面粉。我拿出一袋面粉，他叫我把手伸进去，并且放在面粉里10分钟，我照做了。他说，在越南曾有一个家伙身上着火了，众人在惊慌中把一袋子的面粉撒在他的身上灭火。但令人惊讶的是，它不仅灭了火，被燒那家伙的身上竞没有水泡！！！
So, I put my hand in the bag of flour for 10 mins, and then pulled it out and had not even a red mark or a blister and absolutley NO
PAIN.
Now, I keep a bag of flour in the fridge and every time I burn myself,
I use the flour and never ONCE have I ever had a red spot, a burn or a blister!
*cold flour feels even better than room temperature flour.
我把手放在面粉里10分钟后拿出来，手上确実没有灼伤的红印或者水泡，完全没有受伤！
现在，我总会在冰箱放一袋子面粉，每次不小心灼伤自己，我就用面粉敷，没有一次是有红印或水泡的。
*注意：冷面粉比常温面粉效果更佳！
Miracle, if you ask me. Keep a bag of white flour in your fridge and you will be happy you did. I even burnt my tongue and put the flour on it for about 10 mins, and the pain was gone and no burn. Try it!
Don't run your burn area under Cold water first, just put it right into the flour for 10 mins and experience a miracle!
奇迹！如果你问我的话。放一袋白面粉在冰箱是不会錯的。我甚至在烫到舌头的时候，把面粉敷在上面10分钟，伤去无痕！试一试吧！
不要把你烫伤的地方马上放在冷水下冲洗，而要放在面粉里10分钟，你会发现奇迹的！
Tuesday, February 15, 2011
This is a good story for encouraging authenticity - An excellent story for the beginning of the Year of Rabbit. - email sharing
A successful business man was growing old and knew it was time to choose a successor to take over the business.
Instead of choosing one of his Directors or his children, he decided to do something different. He called all the young executives in his company together.
He said, "It is time for me to step down and choose the next CEO. I have decided to choose one of you." The young executives were Shocked, but the boss continued. "I am going to give each one of you a SEED today - one very special SEED. I want you to plant the seed, water it, and come back here one year from today with what you have grown from the seed I have given you.
I will then judge the plants that you bring, and the one
I choose will be the next CEO."
One man, named Jim, was there that day and he, like the others, received a seed.He went home and excitedly, told his wife the story. She helped him get a pot, soil and compost and he planted the seed. Everyday, he would water it and watch to see if it had grown. After about three weeks, some of the other executives began to talk about their seeds and the plants that were beginning to grow.
Jim kept checking his seed, but nothing ever grew.
Three weeks, four weeks, five weeks went by, still
nothing.
By now, others were talking about their plants, but Jim didn't have a plant and he felt like a failure.
Six months went by -- still nothing in Jim's pot. He just knew he had killed his seed. Everyone else had trees and tall plants, but he had nothing. Jim didn't say anything to his colleagues, however, he just kept watering and fertilizing the soil - He so wanted the seed to grow.
A year finally went by and all the young executives of the company brought their plants to the CEO for inspection.
Jim told his wife that he wasn't going to take an empty pot. But she asked him to be honest about what happened. Jim felt sick to his stomach, it was going to be the most embarrassing moment of his life, but he knew his wife was right. He took his empty pot to the board room. When Jim arrived, he was amazed at
the variety of plants grown by the other executives. They were beautiful -- in all shapes and sizes. Jim put his empty pot on the floor and many of his colleagues laughed, a few felt sorry for him!
When the CEO arrived, he surveyed the room and greeted his young executives.
Jim just tried to hide in the back. "My, what great plants, trees and flowers you have grown," said the CEO. "Today one of you will be appointed the next CEO!"
All of a sudden, the CEO spotted Jim at the back of the room with his empty pot. He ordered the Financial Director to bring him to the front. Jim was terrified. He thought, "The CEO knows I'm a failure! Maybe he will have me fired!"
When Jim got to the front, the CEO asked him what had happened to his seed - Jim told him the story.
The CEO asked everyone to sit down except Jim. He looked at Jim, and then announced to the young executives, "Behold your next Chief Executive Officer!
His name is Jim!" Jim couldn't believe it. Jim couldn't even grow his seed.
"How could he be the new CEO?" the others said.
Then the CEO said, "One year ago today, I gave everyone in this room a seed. I told you to take the seed, plant it, water it, and bring it back to me today. But I gave you all boiled seeds; they were dead - it was not possible for them to grow.
All of you, except Jim, have brought me trees and plants and flowers. When you found that the seed would not grow, you substituted another seed for the one I gave you. Jim was the only one with the courage and honesty to bring me a pot with my seed in it. Therefore, he is the one who will be the new
Chief Executive Officer!"
* If you plant honesty, you will reap trust
* If you plant goodness, you will reap friends
* If you plant humility, you will reap greatness
* If you plant perseverance, you will reap contentment
* If you plant consideration, you will reap perspective
* If you plant hard work, you will reap success
* If you plant forgiveness, you will reap reconciliation
So, be careful what you plant now; it will determine what you will reap later.
Think about this for a minute....
If I happened to show up on your door step crying, would you care?
If I called you and asked you to pick me up because something happened, would you come?
If I had one day left to live my life, would you be part of that last day?
If I needed a shoulder to cry on, would you give me yours?
This is a test to see who your real
friends are or if you are just someone to talk to you when they are bored
Do you know what the relationship is between your two eyes?
They blink together,
they move together,
they cry together,
they see things together,
and they sleep together,
but they never see each other;
....that's what friendship is..
Your aspiration is your motivation, your
motivation is your belief,
your belief is your peace,
your peace is your target,
your target is heaven, and life is like hard core torture without it!
It's 'World Best Friends Week'
Who is your best friend?
Send this to all your good friends, even me, if I am one of them.
"IF I WORRY ABOUT TOMORROW
I HAVE WASTED TODAY"
KKY 5:26AM
Instead of choosing one of his Directors or his children, he decided to do something different. He called all the young executives in his company together.
He said, "It is time for me to step down and choose the next CEO. I have decided to choose one of you." The young executives were Shocked, but the boss continued. "I am going to give each one of you a SEED today - one very special SEED. I want you to plant the seed, water it, and come back here one year from today with what you have grown from the seed I have given you.
I will then judge the plants that you bring, and the one
I choose will be the next CEO."
One man, named Jim, was there that day and he, like the others, received a seed.He went home and excitedly, told his wife the story. She helped him get a pot, soil and compost and he planted the seed. Everyday, he would water it and watch to see if it had grown. After about three weeks, some of the other executives began to talk about their seeds and the plants that were beginning to grow.
Jim kept checking his seed, but nothing ever grew.
Three weeks, four weeks, five weeks went by, still
nothing.
By now, others were talking about their plants, but Jim didn't have a plant and he felt like a failure.
Six months went by -- still nothing in Jim's pot. He just knew he had killed his seed. Everyone else had trees and tall plants, but he had nothing. Jim didn't say anything to his colleagues, however, he just kept watering and fertilizing the soil - He so wanted the seed to grow.
A year finally went by and all the young executives of the company brought their plants to the CEO for inspection.
Jim told his wife that he wasn't going to take an empty pot. But she asked him to be honest about what happened. Jim felt sick to his stomach, it was going to be the most embarrassing moment of his life, but he knew his wife was right. He took his empty pot to the board room. When Jim arrived, he was amazed at
the variety of plants grown by the other executives. They were beautiful -- in all shapes and sizes. Jim put his empty pot on the floor and many of his colleagues laughed, a few felt sorry for him!
When the CEO arrived, he surveyed the room and greeted his young executives.
Jim just tried to hide in the back. "My, what great plants, trees and flowers you have grown," said the CEO. "Today one of you will be appointed the next CEO!"
All of a sudden, the CEO spotted Jim at the back of the room with his empty pot. He ordered the Financial Director to bring him to the front. Jim was terrified. He thought, "The CEO knows I'm a failure! Maybe he will have me fired!"
When Jim got to the front, the CEO asked him what had happened to his seed - Jim told him the story.
The CEO asked everyone to sit down except Jim. He looked at Jim, and then announced to the young executives, "Behold your next Chief Executive Officer!
His name is Jim!" Jim couldn't believe it. Jim couldn't even grow his seed.
"How could he be the new CEO?" the others said.
Then the CEO said, "One year ago today, I gave everyone in this room a seed. I told you to take the seed, plant it, water it, and bring it back to me today. But I gave you all boiled seeds; they were dead - it was not possible for them to grow.
All of you, except Jim, have brought me trees and plants and flowers. When you found that the seed would not grow, you substituted another seed for the one I gave you. Jim was the only one with the courage and honesty to bring me a pot with my seed in it. Therefore, he is the one who will be the new
Chief Executive Officer!"
* If you plant honesty, you will reap trust
* If you plant goodness, you will reap friends
* If you plant humility, you will reap greatness
* If you plant perseverance, you will reap contentment
* If you plant consideration, you will reap perspective
* If you plant hard work, you will reap success
* If you plant forgiveness, you will reap reconciliation
So, be careful what you plant now; it will determine what you will reap later.
Think about this for a minute....
If I happened to show up on your door step crying, would you care?
If I called you and asked you to pick me up because something happened, would you come?
If I had one day left to live my life, would you be part of that last day?
If I needed a shoulder to cry on, would you give me yours?
This is a test to see who your real
friends are or if you are just someone to talk to you when they are bored
Do you know what the relationship is between your two eyes?
They blink together,
they move together,
they cry together,
they see things together,
and they sleep together,
but they never see each other;
....that's what friendship is..
Your aspiration is your motivation, your
motivation is your belief,
your belief is your peace,
your peace is your target,
your target is heaven, and life is like hard core torture without it!
It's 'World Best Friends Week'
Who is your best friend?
Send this to all your good friends, even me, if I am one of them.
"IF I WORRY ABOUT TOMORROW
I HAVE WASTED TODAY"
KKY 5:26AM
Friday, January 28, 2011
Monday, January 3, 2011
Monday, December 13, 2010
高清版《清明上河圖》 River of Wisdom (HD)
影片紀錄了在香港主辦的電子動態版《清明上河圖》的觀看過程。希望對未能撲飛進舘參觀的有奌慰籍。配樂用的是著名音樂作品：中國音畫《清明上河圖》。 This video is taken from the show of the Animated Version of the Riverside Scene at Qingming Festival "River of Wisdom". Those…
Tuesday, November 23, 2010
10 beautiful commandments - email sharing
*Someone has written these beautiful sentences. Must read and try to
understand the deep meaning of it. They are like ten commandments** **to follow in the life all the time.***
1] * ** Prayer is not a "spare wheel" that you pull out when in
trouble, but it is a "steering wheel" ** that directs the right path
throughout * *
2] *** Do you know why a Car's WINDSHIELD is so large & the Rearview Mirror is so small?
Because our PAST is not as important as our FUTURE. Look Ahead and Move on * *
3] * ** Friendship is like a BOOK. It takes few seconds to burn, but it
takes years to write **
4] * ** All things in life are temporary. If going well, enjoy it, they
will not last forever. If going wrong, don't worry, they can't last long either.* **
5] * Old Friends are Gold! New Friends are Diamond! If you get a Diamond, don't forget the Gold! Because to hold a Diamond, you always need a Base of Gold!*
6] *** Often when we lose hope and think this is the end, GOD smiles from above and says, ** "Relax, sweetheart, it's just a bend, not the end!* *
7] * * When GOD solves your problems, you have faith in HIS abilities; ** **when GOD doesn't solve your problems HE has faith in your abilities. * **
8] **A blind person asked Swami Vivekanand: "Can there be anything worse than losing eye sight?"
He replied: "Yes, losing your vision!" *
9] * **When you pray for others, God listens to you and blesses them, and sometimes,when you are safe and happy,** **remember that someone has prayed for you.*
*10] ** WORRYING does not take away tomorrows' TROUBLES, it takes away todays' PEACE*
understand the deep meaning of it. They are like ten commandments** **to follow in the life all the time.***
1] * ** Prayer is not a "spare wheel" that you pull out when in
trouble, but it is a "steering wheel" ** that directs the right path
throughout * *
2] *** Do you know why a Car's WINDSHIELD is so large & the Rearview Mirror is so small?
Because our PAST is not as important as our FUTURE. Look Ahead and Move on * *
3] * ** Friendship is like a BOOK. It takes few seconds to burn, but it
takes years to write **
4] * ** All things in life are temporary. If going well, enjoy it, they
will not last forever. If going wrong, don't worry, they can't last long either.* **
5] * Old Friends are Gold! New Friends are Diamond! If you get a Diamond, don't forget the Gold! Because to hold a Diamond, you always need a Base of Gold!*
6] *** Often when we lose hope and think this is the end, GOD smiles from above and says, ** "Relax, sweetheart, it's just a bend, not the end!* *
7] * * When GOD solves your problems, you have faith in HIS abilities; ** **when GOD doesn't solve your problems HE has faith in your abilities. * **
8] **A blind person asked Swami Vivekanand: "Can there be anything worse than losing eye sight?"
He replied: "Yes, losing your vision!" *
9] * **When you pray for others, God listens to you and blesses them, and sometimes,when you are safe and happy,** **remember that someone has prayed for you.*
*10] ** WORRYING does not take away tomorrows' TROUBLES, it takes away todays' PEACE*
Tuesday, September 28, 2010
THINGS YOUR BURGLAR WON'T TELL YOU: - email sharing
THINGS YOUR BURGLAR WON'T TELL YOU:
>
> THE NEW # 1 BURGLAR SECRET: I WAS ABLE TO LOOK AT
> YOUR "FACE BOOK" SITE AND READ WHERE YOU TOLD A
> FRIEND THE EXACT DATES YOU WOULD BE OUT OF TOWN WHICH GAVE
> ME A LOT OF TIME TO EMPTY YOUR HOUSE.
>
> 1. Of course I look familiar. I was here just last
> week cleaning your carpets, painting your shutters, or
> delivering your new refrigerator.>
>
> 2.. Hey, thanks for letting me use the bathroom
> when I was working in your yard last week. While I was in
> there, I unlatched the back window to make my return a
> little easier.
>
> 3. Love those flowers. That tells me you have
> taste ... And taste means there are nice things inside.
> Those yard toys your kids leave out always make me wonder
> what type of gaming system they have.
>
>
> 4. Yes, I really do look for newspapers piled up
> on the driveway.. And I might leave a pizza flyer in your
> front door to see how long it takes you to remove
> it.>
>
>
> 5. If it snows while you're out of town, get a
> neighbor to create car and foot tracks into the house.
> Virgin drifts in the driveway are a dead
> giveaway.>
>
>
> 6. If decorative glass is part of your front
> entrance, don't let your alarm company install the
> control pad where I can see if it's set. That makes it
> too easy.>
>
>
> 7. A good security company alarms the window over
> the sink. And the windows on the second floor, which often
> access the master bedroom-and your jewelry. It's not a
> bad idea to put motion detectors up there too.>
>
> 8. It's raining, you're fumbling with your
> umbrella, and you forget to lock your door-understandable.
> But understand this: I don't take a day off because of
> bad weather.>
>
>
> 9. I always knock first. If you answer, I'll
> ask for directions somewhere or offer to clean your gutters.
> (Don't take me up on it.)>
>
>
> 10. Do you really think I won't look in your
> sock drawer? I always check dresser drawers, the bedside
> table, and the medicine cabinet.>
>
> 11. Here's a helpful hint: I almost never go
> into kids' rooms.
>
>
> 12. You're right: I won't have enough time
> to break into that safe where you keep your valuables. But
> if it's not bolted down, I'll take it with
> me.>
>
>
> 13. A loud TV or radio can be a better deterrent
> than the best alarm system. If you're reluctant to leave
> your TV on while you're out of town, you can buy a $35
> device that works on a timer and simulates the flickering
> glow of a real television. (Find it atfaketv.com.)
>
>
> 8 MORE THINGS A BURGLAR WON'T TELL
> YOU:
>
> 1. Sometimes, I carry a clipboard. Sometimes, I
> dress like a lawn guy and carry a rake.. I do my best to
> never, ever look like a crook.
>
> 2. The two things I hate most: loud dogs and nosy
> neighbors.
>
>
> 3. I'll break a window to get in, even if it
> makes a little noise. If your neighbor hears one loud sound,
> he'll stop what he's doing and wait to hear it
> again. If he doesn't hear it again, he'll just go
> back to what he was doing. It's human
> nature.
>
>
> 4. I'm not complaining, but why would you pay
> all that money for a fancy alarm system and leave your house
> without setting it?
>
> 5. I love looking in your windows. I'm looking
> for signs that you're home, and for flat screen TVs or
> gaming systems I'd like. I'll drive or walk through
> your neighborhood at night, before you close the blinds,
> just to pick my targets.
>
> 6. Avoid announcing your vacation on your Facebook
> page. It's easier than you think to look up your
> address.
>
> 7. To you, leaving that window open just a crack
> during the day is a way to let in a little fresh air. To me,
> it's an invitation.>
>
> 8. If you don't answer when I knock, I try the
> door. Occasionally, I hit the jackpot and walk right
> in.
>
> THE NEW # 1 BURGLAR SECRET: I WAS ABLE TO LOOK AT
> YOUR "FACE BOOK" SITE AND READ WHERE YOU TOLD A
> FRIEND THE EXACT DATES YOU WOULD BE OUT OF TOWN WHICH GAVE
> ME A LOT OF TIME TO EMPTY YOUR HOUSE.
>
> 1. Of course I look familiar. I was here just last
> week cleaning your carpets, painting your shutters, or
> delivering your new refrigerator.>
>
> 2.. Hey, thanks for letting me use the bathroom
> when I was working in your yard last week. While I was in
> there, I unlatched the back window to make my return a
> little easier.
>
> 3. Love those flowers. That tells me you have
> taste ... And taste means there are nice things inside.
> Those yard toys your kids leave out always make me wonder
> what type of gaming system they have.
>
>
> 4. Yes, I really do look for newspapers piled up
> on the driveway.. And I might leave a pizza flyer in your
> front door to see how long it takes you to remove
> it.>
>
>
> 5. If it snows while you're out of town, get a
> neighbor to create car and foot tracks into the house.
> Virgin drifts in the driveway are a dead
> giveaway.>
>
>
> 6. If decorative glass is part of your front
> entrance, don't let your alarm company install the
> control pad where I can see if it's set. That makes it
> too easy.>
>
>
> 7. A good security company alarms the window over
> the sink. And the windows on the second floor, which often
> access the master bedroom-and your jewelry. It's not a
> bad idea to put motion detectors up there too.>
>
> 8. It's raining, you're fumbling with your
> umbrella, and you forget to lock your door-understandable.
> But understand this: I don't take a day off because of
> bad weather.>
>
>
> 9. I always knock first. If you answer, I'll
> ask for directions somewhere or offer to clean your gutters.
> (Don't take me up on it.)>
>
>
> 10. Do you really think I won't look in your
> sock drawer? I always check dresser drawers, the bedside
> table, and the medicine cabinet.>
>
> 11. Here's a helpful hint: I almost never go
> into kids' rooms.
>
>
> 12. You're right: I won't have enough time
> to break into that safe where you keep your valuables. But
> if it's not bolted down, I'll take it with
> me.>
>
>
> 13. A loud TV or radio can be a better deterrent
> than the best alarm system. If you're reluctant to leave
> your TV on while you're out of town, you can buy a $35
> device that works on a timer and simulates the flickering
> glow of a real television. (Find it atfaketv.com.)
>
>
> 8 MORE THINGS A BURGLAR WON'T TELL
> YOU:
>
> 1. Sometimes, I carry a clipboard. Sometimes, I
> dress like a lawn guy and carry a rake.. I do my best to
> never, ever look like a crook.
>
> 2. The two things I hate most: loud dogs and nosy
> neighbors.
>
>
> 3. I'll break a window to get in, even if it
> makes a little noise. If your neighbor hears one loud sound,
> he'll stop what he's doing and wait to hear it
> again. If he doesn't hear it again, he'll just go
> back to what he was doing. It's human
> nature.
>
>
> 4. I'm not complaining, but why would you pay
> all that money for a fancy alarm system and leave your house
> without setting it?
>
> 5. I love looking in your windows. I'm looking
> for signs that you're home, and for flat screen TVs or
> gaming systems I'd like. I'll drive or walk through
> your neighborhood at night, before you close the blinds,
> just to pick my targets.
>
> 6. Avoid announcing your vacation on your Facebook
> page. It's easier than you think to look up your
> address.
>
> 7. To you, leaving that window open just a crack
> during the day is a way to let in a little fresh air. To me,
> it's an invitation.>
>
> 8. If you don't answer when I knock, I try the
> door. Occasionally, I hit the jackpot and walk right
> in.
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【人生】 恩人 與 仇人
給辛苦的上班族分享 !!
很有意思的管理故事： 仇人 與 恩人
大學剛畢業的時候，某電視公司請我去主持個特別節目，
那節目的導播看我文章不錯，又要我兼編劇。
可是當節目做完，領酬勞的時候，
導播不但不給我編劇費，
還扣我一半的主持費。
他把收據交給我說：
『你簽收一千六，但我只能給你八百，因為節目透支了。』
我當時沒吭聲，照簽了，心想 【君子報仇，十年不晚。】
後來那導播又找我，我還 【照樣】幫他做了幾次。
最後一次，他沒扣我錢，變得對我很客氣，
因為那時我被電視公司的新聞部看上，
一下子成為了電視記者兼新聞主播。
我們後來常在公司遇到，他每次笑得都有點尷尬。
我曾經想去告他一狀，可是正如高中那位同學所說，
沒有他我能有今天嗎？
如果我當初不忍下一口氣，又能繼續獲得主持的機會嗎？
機會是他給的，他是我的貴人，他已經知錯，我何必去報復呢？
後來我到了美國留學。
有一天，一位已經就業的同學對我抱怨他的美國老闆 【吃】他，
不但給他很少的薪水，而且故意拖延他的綠卡 （美國居留權）申請。
我當時對他說： 『這麼壞的老闆，不做也罷。但你豈能白幹了這麼久，
總要多學一點，再跳槽，所以你要偷偷學。』
他聽了我的話，不但每天加班，留下來背那些商業文書的寫法。
甚至連怎麼修理影印機，都跟在工人旁邊記筆記，
以便有一天自己出去創業，能夠省點修理費。
隔了半年，我問他是不是打算跳槽了？
他居然一笑： 『不用！我的老闆現在對我刮目相看，又升官，又加薪，
而且綠卡也馬上下來了，老闆還問我為什麼態度一百八十度轉變，
變得那麼積極呢？』
他作了 『報復』，只是換了一種方法，
而且他自我檢討，當年其實是他自己不努力。
大概前五年吧！
我遇到個有意思的事。
一位老友突然猛學算命，由生辰八字、紫薇斗數、姓名學到占星術，
沒一樣不研究。
他學算命，當然不是覺得算命靈驗，而是想證明算命是騙人的東西。
原因是有一位非常著名的大師為他算命，算他活不到四十七，
他發誓，非打爛那大師的招牌不可。
你猜怎樣？
他愈學愈怕，因為他發現自己算自己，也確實活不長。
這時候，他改了，他跑去做慈善，說：
『反正活不久了，好好運用剩下的歲月，做點有意義的事。』
他很積極地投入，人人都說他變了，
由一個焦躁勢利的小人，變成敦厚慈愛的君子。
不知不覺，他過了四十七、過了四十八，而今已經五十三，
紅光滿面、生氣勃勃，比誰都活利健康。
「你可以去砸那大師的招牌了！」 我有一天開他玩笑。
他眼一亮，回問我： 『為什麼？』
又笑笑： 『要不是那人警告我，照我以前的個性，
確實四十七歲非犯心臟病不可，他沒有不準啊！』
各位年輕朋友！
你喜歡逞強鬥狠嗎？
你總是心有不平嗎？
你有 【此仇不報非君子】的憤恨嗎？
一點心得
你要知道， 【敵人、仇人】…
都可以 【激發】你的 【潛能】，成為你的【貴人】。
你也要知道，許多怨仇、不平，其實問題都出在你自己。
你更要知道，這世間最好的 『報復』，就是運用那股不平之氣，
使自己邁向成功，以那成功和 【成功之後的胸懷】，
對待你當年的敵人，且把敵人變成朋友。
當 『冤冤相報何時了』的 【雙贏】 ，
能成為 【相逢一笑泯恩仇】的 【雙贏】 。
不是人生最大的成功嗎？
是不是：如果你是正確的，你的世界就是正確的？
給懂 〝珍惜〞的人
1. 遇到你真的愛的人時… 要努力爭取和他相伴一生的機會 …！
因為當他離去時 …一切都來不及了 ……！
2. 遇到可相信的朋友時… 要好好和他相處下去……
因為在人的一生中 …可遇到知己真的不易 … ！
3. 遇到人生中的貴人時… 要記得好好感激 …
因為他是你人生的轉折點 …！
4. 遇到曾經愛過的人… 記得微笑向他感激…
因為他是讓你更懂愛的人 …！
5. 遇到曾經恨過的人時… 要微笑向他打招呼 …
因為他讓你更加堅強 …！
6. 遇到曾經背叛你的人時… 要跟他好好聊一聊 …
因為若不是他 ……今天你不會懂這世界 … ！
7. 遇到曾經偷偷喜歡的人時… 要祝他幸福唷 …！
因為你喜歡他時 …不是希望他幸福快樂嗎？
8. 遇到匆匆離開你人生的人時… 要謝謝他走過你的人生 …
因為他是你精采回憶的一部分 …！
9. 遇到曾經和你有誤會的人時… 要趁現在解清誤會 …
因為你可能只有這一次機會解釋清楚 …！
10. 遇到現在和相伴一生的人… 要百分百感謝他愛你 …
因為你們現在都得到幸福和真愛 …
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【人生】 恩人 與 仇人
給辛苦的上班族分享 !!
很有意思的管理故事： 仇人 與 恩人
大學剛畢業的時候，某電視公司請我去主持個特別節目，
那節目的導播看我文章不錯，又要我兼編劇。
可是當節目做完，領酬勞的時候，
導播不但不給我編劇費，
還扣我一半的主持費。
他把收據交給我說：
『你簽收一千六，但我只能給你八百，因為節目透支了。』
我當時沒吭聲，照簽了，心想 【君子報仇，十年不晚。】
後來那導播又找我，我還 【照樣】幫他做了幾次。
最後一次，他沒扣我錢，變得對我很客氣，
因為那時我被電視公司的新聞部看上，
一下子成為了電視記者兼新聞主播。
我們後來常在公司遇到，他每次笑得都有點尷尬。
我曾經想去告他一狀，可是正如高中那位同學所說，
沒有他我能有今天嗎？
如果我當初不忍下一口氣，又能繼續獲得主持的機會嗎？
機會是他給的，他是我的貴人，他已經知錯，我何必去報復呢？
後來我到了美國留學。
有一天，一位已經就業的同學對我抱怨他的美國老闆 【吃】他，
不但給他很少的薪水，而且故意拖延他的綠卡 （美國居留權）申請。
我當時對他說： 『這麼壞的老闆，不做也罷。但你豈能白幹了這麼久，
總要多學一點，再跳槽，所以你要偷偷學。』
他聽了我的話，不但每天加班，留下來背那些商業文書的寫法。
甚至連怎麼修理影印機，都跟在工人旁邊記筆記，
以便有一天自己出去創業，能夠省點修理費。
隔了半年，我問他是不是打算跳槽了？
他居然一笑： 『不用！我的老闆現在對我刮目相看，又升官，又加薪，
而且綠卡也馬上下來了，老闆還問我為什麼態度一百八十度轉變，
變得那麼積極呢？』
他作了 『報復』，只是換了一種方法，
而且他自我檢討，當年其實是他自己不努力。
大概前五年吧！
我遇到個有意思的事。
一位老友突然猛學算命，由生辰八字、紫薇斗數、姓名學到占星術，
沒一樣不研究。
他學算命，當然不是覺得算命靈驗，而是想證明算命是騙人的東西。
原因是有一位非常著名的大師為他算命，算他活不到四十七，
他發誓，非打爛那大師的招牌不可。
你猜怎樣？
他愈學愈怕，因為他發現自己算自己，也確實活不長。
這時候，他改了，他跑去做慈善，說：
『反正活不久了，好好運用剩下的歲月，做點有意義的事。』
他很積極地投入，人人都說他變了，
由一個焦躁勢利的小人，變成敦厚慈愛的君子。
不知不覺，他過了四十七、過了四十八，而今已經五十三，
紅光滿面、生氣勃勃，比誰都活利健康。
「你可以去砸那大師的招牌了！」 我有一天開他玩笑。
他眼一亮，回問我： 『為什麼？』
又笑笑： 『要不是那人警告我，照我以前的個性，
確實四十七歲非犯心臟病不可，他沒有不準啊！』
各位年輕朋友！
你喜歡逞強鬥狠嗎？
你總是心有不平嗎？
你有 【此仇不報非君子】的憤恨嗎？
一點心得
你要知道， 【敵人、仇人】…
都可以 【激發】你的 【潛能】，成為你的【貴人】。
你也要知道，許多怨仇、不平，其實問題都出在你自己。
你更要知道，這世間最好的 『報復』，就是運用那股不平之氣，
使自己邁向成功，以那成功和 【成功之後的胸懷】，
對待你當年的敵人，且把敵人變成朋友。
當 『冤冤相報何時了』的 【雙贏】 ，
能成為 【相逢一笑泯恩仇】的 【雙贏】 。
不是人生最大的成功嗎？
是不是：如果你是正確的，你的世界就是正確的？
給懂 〝珍惜〞的人
1. 遇到你真的愛的人時… 要努力爭取和他相伴一生的機會 …！
因為當他離去時 …一切都來不及了 ……！
2. 遇到可相信的朋友時… 要好好和他相處下去……
因為在人的一生中 …可遇到知己真的不易 … ！
3. 遇到人生中的貴人時… 要記得好好感激 …
因為他是你人生的轉折點 …！
4. 遇到曾經愛過的人… 記得微笑向他感激…
因為他是讓你更懂愛的人 …！
5. 遇到曾經恨過的人時… 要微笑向他打招呼 …
因為他讓你更加堅強 …！
6. 遇到曾經背叛你的人時… 要跟他好好聊一聊 …
因為若不是他 ……今天你不會懂這世界 … ！
7. 遇到曾經偷偷喜歡的人時… 要祝他幸福唷 …！
因為你喜歡他時 …不是希望他幸福快樂嗎？
8. 遇到匆匆離開你人生的人時… 要謝謝他走過你的人生 …
因為他是你精采回憶的一部分 …！
9. 遇到曾經和你有誤會的人時… 要趁現在解清誤會 …
因為你可能只有這一次機會解釋清楚 …！
10. 遇到現在和相伴一生的人… 要百分百感謝他愛你 …
因為你們現在都得到幸福和真愛 …
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*★ *. * ★
★ *
★ *
* .. ..
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Husbands vs Wives ! ! - email sharing
Position of a Husband Is just like a Split AC
No matter however Loud he is in the Outdoor
He is designed to remain Silent indoor...
"Husband is one who is the head of the family,
but his wife is the neck, and whichever way she turns, he goes."
A man in Hell asked Devil:
Can I make a call to my Wife?
After making call he asked how much to pay.
Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.
Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?
It means, Without Information, Fighting Everytime!
Wife: No darling, it means - With Idiot For Ever
Wife: I wish I was a newspaper,
So I'd be in your hands all day.
Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper,
So I could have a new one every day.
Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping Pills.
Wife: When must I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you
Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are..
Husband: You should have known it the minute I asked you to marry me.
Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest ?
Husband: A lovely Push...!
WHEN THE GOING GETS TOUGH, THE TOUGH GET GOING.
No matter however Loud he is in the Outdoor
He is designed to remain Silent indoor...
"Husband is one who is the head of the family,
but his wife is the neck, and whichever way she turns, he goes."
A man in Hell asked Devil:
Can I make a call to my Wife?
After making call he asked how much to pay.
Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.
Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?
It means, Without Information, Fighting Everytime!
Wife: No darling, it means - With Idiot For Ever
Wife: I wish I was a newspaper,
So I'd be in your hands all day.
Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper,
So I could have a new one every day.
Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping Pills.
Wife: When must I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you
Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are..
Husband: You should have known it the minute I asked you to marry me.
Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest ?
Husband: A lovely Push...!
WHEN THE GOING GETS TOUGH, THE TOUGH GET GOING.
How to keep a woman happy - email sharing
How to keep a woman happy....
It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. A friend
2. A companion
3. A lover
4. A brother
5. A father
6. A master
7. A chef
8. An electrician
9. A carpenter
10. A plumber
11. A mechanic
12. A decorator
13. A stylist
14. A sexologist
15. A gynecologist
16. A psychologist
17. A pest exterminator
18. A psychiatrist
19. A healer
20. A good listener
21. An organizer
22. A good father
23. Very clean
24. Sympathetic
25. Athletic
26. Warm
27. Attentive
28. Gallant
29. Intelligent
30. Funny
31. Creative
32. Tender
33. Strong
34. Understanding
35. Tolerant
36. Prudent
37. Ambitious
38. Capable
39. Courageous
40. Determined
41. True
42. Dependable
43. Passionate
44. Compassionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. Give her compliments regularly
46. Love shopping
47. Be honest
48. Be very rich
49. Not stress her out
50. Not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Leave him alone
It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. A friend
2. A companion
3. A lover
4. A brother
5. A father
6. A master
7. A chef
8. An electrician
9. A carpenter
10. A plumber
11. A mechanic
12. A decorator
13. A stylist
14. A sexologist
15. A gynecologist
16. A psychologist
17. A pest exterminator
18. A psychiatrist
19. A healer
20. A good listener
21. An organizer
22. A good father
23. Very clean
24. Sympathetic
25. Athletic
26. Warm
27. Attentive
28. Gallant
29. Intelligent
30. Funny
31. Creative
32. Tender
33. Strong
34. Understanding
35. Tolerant
36. Prudent
37. Ambitious
38. Capable
39. Courageous
40. Determined
41. True
42. Dependable
43. Passionate
44. Compassionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. Give her compliments regularly
46. Love shopping
47. Be honest
48. Be very rich
49. Not stress her out
50. Not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Leave him alone
Friday, September 17, 2010
The evil you do remains with you: The good you do, comes back to you! --- email sharing
A True Story....
A woman baked chapati for members of her family and an extra one for a hungry passerby. She kept the extra chapati on the Window-sill, for whosoever would take it away. Everyday, a hunchback came and took away the chapati. Instead of expressing gratitude, he muttered the following words as he went his way: "The evil you do remains with you: The good you do, comes back to you!" This went on, day after day. Everyday, the hunch-back came, picked up the chapati and uttered the words: "The evil you do, remains with you: The good you do, comes back to you!" The woman felt irritated. "Not a word of gratitude," she said to herself...
"Everyday this hunchback utters this jingle! What does he mean? "One day, exasperated, she decided to do away with him. "I shall get rid of this hunchback," she said. And what did she do? She added poison to the Chapatti she prepared for him! As she was about to keep it on the window sill, her hands trembled. "What is this I am doing?" she said Immediately, she threw the chapati into the fire, prepared another one and kept it on the window- sill. As usual, the hunchback came, picked up the chapati and muttered the words: "The evil you do, remains with you: The good you do, comes back to you!" The hunchback proceeded on his way, blissfully unaware of the war raging in the mind of the woman.
Everyday, as the woman placed the chapati on the window-sill, she offered a prayer for her son who had gone to a distant place to seek his fortune. For many months, she had no news of him.. She prayed for his safe return. That evening, there was a knock on the door. As she opened it, she was surprised to find her son standing in the doorway.. He had grown thin and lean. His garments were tattered and torn. He was hungry, starved and weak. As he saw his mother, he said, "Mom, it's a miracle I'm here. While I was but a mile away, I was so famished that I collapsed. I would have died, but just then an old hunchback passed by. I begged of him for a morsel of food, and he was kind enough to give me a whole chapati."As he gave it to me, he said, "This is what I eat everyday: today, I shall give it to you, for your need is greater than mine!" " As the mother heard those words, her face turned pale.
She leaned against the door for support. She remembered the poisoned chapati that she had made that morning. Had she not burnt it in the fire, it would have been eaten by her own son, and he would have lost his life! It was then that she realized the significance of the words:"The evil you do remains with you: The good you do, comes back to you!"Do good and;Don't ever stop doing good, even if it’s not appreciated at that time.
If you like this, share it with others and I bet you so many lives would be affected.
A woman baked chapati for members of her family and an extra one for a hungry passerby. She kept the extra chapati on the Window-sill, for whosoever would take it away. Everyday, a hunchback came and took away the chapati. Instead of expressing gratitude, he muttered the following words as he went his way: "The evil you do remains with you: The good you do, comes back to you!" This went on, day after day. Everyday, the hunch-back came, picked up the chapati and uttered the words: "The evil you do, remains with you: The good you do, comes back to you!" The woman felt irritated. "Not a word of gratitude," she said to herself...
"Everyday this hunchback utters this jingle! What does he mean? "One day, exasperated, she decided to do away with him. "I shall get rid of this hunchback," she said. And what did she do? She added poison to the Chapatti she prepared for him! As she was about to keep it on the window sill, her hands trembled. "What is this I am doing?" she said Immediately, she threw the chapati into the fire, prepared another one and kept it on the window- sill. As usual, the hunchback came, picked up the chapati and muttered the words: "The evil you do, remains with you: The good you do, comes back to you!" The hunchback proceeded on his way, blissfully unaware of the war raging in the mind of the woman.
Everyday, as the woman placed the chapati on the window-sill, she offered a prayer for her son who had gone to a distant place to seek his fortune. For many months, she had no news of him.. She prayed for his safe return. That evening, there was a knock on the door. As she opened it, she was surprised to find her son standing in the doorway.. He had grown thin and lean. His garments were tattered and torn. He was hungry, starved and weak. As he saw his mother, he said, "Mom, it's a miracle I'm here. While I was but a mile away, I was so famished that I collapsed. I would have died, but just then an old hunchback passed by. I begged of him for a morsel of food, and he was kind enough to give me a whole chapati."As he gave it to me, he said, "This is what I eat everyday: today, I shall give it to you, for your need is greater than mine!" " As the mother heard those words, her face turned pale.
She leaned against the door for support. She remembered the poisoned chapati that she had made that morning. Had she not burnt it in the fire, it would have been eaten by her own son, and he would have lost his life! It was then that she realized the significance of the words:"The evil you do remains with you: The good you do, comes back to you!"Do good and;Don't ever stop doing good, even if it’s not appreciated at that time.
If you like this, share it with others and I bet you so many lives would be affected.
Wednesday, September 15, 2010
鹿湖事件 - 電郵分享
各位朋友：
您們好!
是次寄來這一封電郵，是希望你們能關注以下的事情，並予以支持。
約在今年年初，我與其他義工協助大嶼山鹿湖區一眾出家人，抵抗商業集團在該區經營骨灰龕生意。那商業集團，無所不用其極地擴展其版圖，威迫利誘收購該區寺院，以作經營骨灰龕生意，她們外表裝成寺院，實質是經營骨灰龕。這種做法不單破壞正信佛教，她更直接影響到附近仍在修行的出家人，若情況不能制止，這些出家人也要被迫離開。鹿湖這遍地方，是有百多年歷史的佛教靜修聖地。
我們曾四出奔走各政府部門投訴她們不合法的經營，可是各政府部們總是拖拖拉拉，直至本月初，地政署曾發信通知該商業集團要求她們停止銷售骨灰龕，可是她們對此不特不加理會，還變本加厲減價促銷骨灰位，務求做成「已成事實」使政府讓其合法化。
事情至此，我們只有喚起公眾的關注，希望藉着大家的力量，促使政府立即執法制止其非法的行為，詳情可參閱下列的網址：
http://petition.buddhistdoor.com
有朋友說我們螳臂擋車，但我相信集合眾人的力量是不能少看的。
希望能得到你的支持!
謝謝您!
Dear Friends,
You may have read about the news of Luk Wu last week. Though all the media stand by us, the government still does not take any action. On the other hand, Yin Hing Temple has sent the monks and nuns a solicitor letter accusing them of libel. As such the monks and nuns have to keep silence on the matter.
Please help to respond to the following article written by 王永平先生. High respond rate may help to put pressure to government. You are most welcome to spread the news to your friends.
Please find below the link to Joseph Wong's article today.
http://www.hkej.com/template/forum/php/forum_details.php?blog_posts_id=56053
但願聚合四方量，讓鹿湖保留一片淨土!
Thank you.
您們好!
是次寄來這一封電郵，是希望你們能關注以下的事情，並予以支持。
約在今年年初，我與其他義工協助大嶼山鹿湖區一眾出家人，抵抗商業集團在該區經營骨灰龕生意。那商業集團，無所不用其極地擴展其版圖，威迫利誘收購該區寺院，以作經營骨灰龕生意，她們外表裝成寺院，實質是經營骨灰龕。這種做法不單破壞正信佛教，她更直接影響到附近仍在修行的出家人，若情況不能制止，這些出家人也要被迫離開。鹿湖這遍地方，是有百多年歷史的佛教靜修聖地。
我們曾四出奔走各政府部門投訴她們不合法的經營，可是各政府部們總是拖拖拉拉，直至本月初，地政署曾發信通知該商業集團要求她們停止銷售骨灰龕，可是她們對此不特不加理會，還變本加厲減價促銷骨灰位，務求做成「已成事實」使政府讓其合法化。
事情至此，我們只有喚起公眾的關注，希望藉着大家的力量，促使政府立即執法制止其非法的行為，詳情可參閱下列的網址：
http://petition.buddhistdoor.com
有朋友說我們螳臂擋車，但我相信集合眾人的力量是不能少看的。
希望能得到你的支持!
謝謝您!
Dear Friends,
You may have read about the news of Luk Wu last week. Though all the media stand by us, the government still does not take any action. On the other hand, Yin Hing Temple has sent the monks and nuns a solicitor letter accusing them of libel. As such the monks and nuns have to keep silence on the matter.
Please help to respond to the following article written by 王永平先生. High respond rate may help to put pressure to government. You are most welcome to spread the news to your friends.
Please find below the link to Joseph Wong's article today.
http://www.hkej.com/template/forum/php/forum_details.php?blog_posts_id=56053
但願聚合四方量，讓鹿湖保留一片淨土!
Thank you.
Tuesday, September 7, 2010
男人這輩子挺難的 女人的幸福 - 電郵分享
男人這輩子挺難的
找個漂亮女人吧，太操心，找個不漂亮的吧，又不甘心。
光顧事業了，人家說你沒責任感，光顧家了，人家又說你沒本事。
專一點吧，人家說你不成熟；花心點吧，人家說你是禽獸。
有錢，說你是壞人，沒有錢，人家罵你窩囊廢。
自己奮鬥吧，等有錢了女友也老了，讓女人養吧，不如自宮練葵花寶典算了。
不去應酬，怕被老闆廢了，去應酬吧，怕被老婆廢了。
哎！這年月做男人真難。女人可以等嫁，男人等啥呀？
女人還有個三八節，男人有啥呀？
長帥點吧，太搶手，不帥吧，拿不出手。
活潑點吧，說你太油，不出聲吧，說你太悶。
穿西裝吧，說你太嚴肅，穿隨便一點吧，說你鄉吧佬。
會掙錢吧，怕你包二奶；不掙錢吧，怕孩子斷奶。
結婚吧，怕自己後悔；不結婚吧，怕她後悔。
要個孩子吧，怕出來沒錢養，不要孩子吧，怕老了沒人養。
這年頭做女人難，做男人更難。
女人的幸福
在現代社會做個女人，真好
漂亮吧叫美女，不漂亮吧叫有氣質
有才氣叫才女，沒才氣也不要緊，可以叫淑女──女子無才便是德嘛
瘦了叫苗條，胖了叫豐滿
高的叫亭亭玉立，矮的叫小巧玲瓏
脾氣好的叫溫柔，脾氣不好的叫潑辣
愛傻笑那叫陽光，繃著臉那叫冷豔
活潑的叫顧盼生輝，矜持的叫穩重大方
化妝叫嫵媚動人，不化妝則是清水芙蓉
穿得整齊叫莊重華美，穿的隨意則叫瀟灑自如
年輕叫青春豔麗，年長則叫成熟動人
追的人多叫眾星捧月，沒人敢追叫傲雪寒霜
掙錢的叫追求獨立，不掙錢的叫犧牲為家
多生孩子叫做母親偉大，不生孩子叫順應社會變化
天天在家不出門的那叫賢慧，天天出去不回來的那叫女權
從不離婚的叫感情專一，經常離婚的叫追求幸福
嘮嘮叨叨叫循循善誘，貶損欺壓叫「野蠻女友」
偏要和男人一樣那叫不讓鬚眉，偏要男人讓著 那叫 女士優先
長的像女人那叫有女人味，長的不像女人──更沒關係啦，那叫「超女」
找個漂亮女人吧，太操心，找個不漂亮的吧，又不甘心。
光顧事業了，人家說你沒責任感，光顧家了，人家又說你沒本事。
專一點吧，人家說你不成熟；花心點吧，人家說你是禽獸。
有錢，說你是壞人，沒有錢，人家罵你窩囊廢。
自己奮鬥吧，等有錢了女友也老了，讓女人養吧，不如自宮練葵花寶典算了。
不去應酬，怕被老闆廢了，去應酬吧，怕被老婆廢了。
哎！這年月做男人真難。女人可以等嫁，男人等啥呀？
女人還有個三八節，男人有啥呀？
長帥點吧，太搶手，不帥吧，拿不出手。
活潑點吧，說你太油，不出聲吧，說你太悶。
穿西裝吧，說你太嚴肅，穿隨便一點吧，說你鄉吧佬。
會掙錢吧，怕你包二奶；不掙錢吧，怕孩子斷奶。
結婚吧，怕自己後悔；不結婚吧，怕她後悔。
要個孩子吧，怕出來沒錢養，不要孩子吧，怕老了沒人養。
這年頭做女人難，做男人更難。
女人的幸福
在現代社會做個女人，真好
漂亮吧叫美女，不漂亮吧叫有氣質
有才氣叫才女，沒才氣也不要緊，可以叫淑女──女子無才便是德嘛
瘦了叫苗條，胖了叫豐滿
高的叫亭亭玉立，矮的叫小巧玲瓏
脾氣好的叫溫柔，脾氣不好的叫潑辣
愛傻笑那叫陽光，繃著臉那叫冷豔
活潑的叫顧盼生輝，矜持的叫穩重大方
化妝叫嫵媚動人，不化妝則是清水芙蓉
穿得整齊叫莊重華美，穿的隨意則叫瀟灑自如
年輕叫青春豔麗，年長則叫成熟動人
追的人多叫眾星捧月，沒人敢追叫傲雪寒霜
掙錢的叫追求獨立，不掙錢的叫犧牲為家
多生孩子叫做母親偉大，不生孩子叫順應社會變化
天天在家不出門的那叫賢慧，天天出去不回來的那叫女權
從不離婚的叫感情專一，經常離婚的叫追求幸福
嘮嘮叨叨叫循循善誘，貶損欺壓叫「野蠻女友」
偏要和男人一樣那叫不讓鬚眉，偏要男人讓著 那叫 女士優先
長的像女人那叫有女人味，長的不像女人──更沒關係啦，那叫「超女」
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